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Jesus Christ

moron

moron submitted 1 year ago

Jesus said some nice things, did some good deeds. 1960s/70s Jesus was entirely tolerable... But fuck me with a spiked drilldo if Jesus isn't a huge douchebag....I blame him entirely for us (United States) being a nation of jack assess. He's our icon of false hope.. he's what drives us to remain in idiocy... he promised us great rewards in heaven if we surrendered logic, reason and free will to his dogma of stupidity and our nation has…with reckless abandon… and there have been historical and there will continue to be massive consequences for giving your life over to Christ… Nature is an unforgiving bitch and punishes sloth and weakness.. if you’re not fully engaged in survival, you die out… it’s that simple, that plain… We don’t have time or leisure for fairytales… we must be engaged fully in reality if we want to go on living as a species… So suck it up, toughen up and deal with it. Jesus is a myth and he's never coming back to save you.

And were his teachings all that brilliant? If you have to be told not to kill, rape, murder, etc. etc. you’ve got a problem, that shit is hardwired into us… It’s as obvious as remembering to breath or sleep or eat… I can list a thouand other people, mere humans, mind you, far more brilliant with far more important things to say than Jesus.
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gtlogic
by gtlogic — Jun 2, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

fuck
losername
by losername — Jan 27, 2007 @ 8:1 pm

Bob Jones University, maybe? Face it, Jesus was, is and will always be a DOUCHE.
by anonymous — Jan 26, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

Wow!! Thankyou for allowing me to use the schooling that I have paid for. And to think, I didnt actually believe that there were people as ignorant ans stupid as you out there. Jesus cannot only be historically verufied by secular texts and history, but his death and resurrection also are recorded by the Jews, of the time (by the way the Jews had no reason to do it, the life and resurrection of jesus was not in their favor.) and the romans. Let me introduce to you a little thing called, research. Thats where just because you dont believe in something, before you can call people out on "believing in a myth" you must first, take that spiked drildo out of your butt along with your thumb and read some history. It is because of people like you that america is in the state that it is in. Jesus had profound teachings, he taught that you should love your enemy. I havent heard that preached by anyone else, and by the way, context is king. Let me put that in simpler terms for the retarded that m
moron
by moron — Jan 26, 2007 @ 11:42 pm

Well, douchebag, I have done my homework. The Jesus Puzzle, Jesus Came Again, Misquoting Jesus and many others to name a few. I even read The Case for Christ which was a horrendous piece of trash fiction. I was being a nice guy to even suggest Jesus existed. There is plenty of scholarly evidence to make a solid case that your sky daddy didn't exist. That he's a total fabrication.

Let me guess, you got that marvelous education from Liberty University or some other Christian propagandist school. Right?