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Sean Hannity
moron submitted 3 years ago | tags: douche + bag + fascist + corporatist
Fox New's Sean Hannity is a smug douche. A whore for the neo-conservatives he'll spin anything to tow the company line. George W. Bush could be caught red-handed molesting babies and Hannity would find a way to rationalize his actions. He likes to refer to himself as a journalist. Journalist my foot! He's a propagandist and a ginourmas douchebag.
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(hannityisamoron.com)
Ted Haggard
Ted Arthur Haggard is a repressed homosexual American evangelical preacher. Known as Pastor Ted to the congregations he has served, he is the founder and former pastor of the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Ted fell from grace in 2006 when he was caught snorting meth and having sex with a male hooker. Does it get any sweeter? I think not. If you can find it be sure to check out the video where Haggard kicks English scientist Richard Dawkins out of his mega-church on the grounds that 'his people are not animals'. This was a reaction to Dawkins being a supporter of species evolution.
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(en.wikipedia.org)
Fred Phelps
The world's most famous religious tyrant repressed homosexual douchebag asshole. Freddy runs the website GodHatesFags.com. Fred hates 'fags' because obviously he hates his own homosexual orientation. Accept yourself, Fred. Stop projecting your own self-disgust onto innocent people. You're up against millions of years of evolutionary biology... you can't beat it, pal. Do homosexuals the world over a big favor and find a hot boyfriend and get in on some hot gay action. You know you want to.
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(godhatesfags.com)
Glenn Beck
donsevere submitted 3 years ago | tags: douche + bag + cnn + propaganda
Fascistic jackass liar cnn propagandist.Sells himself as a populist everyman. Really a miserable deluded fake christian.Willfully ignorant. A real piece of work!
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(glennbeck.com)
Becky Fischer
moron submitted 3 years ago | tags: becky-fisher + preacher
The preacher featured in the documentary Jesus Camp. She runs a summer camp called "Kids on Fire" in North Dakota. Her camp is basically a political organization focused on ending abortion, evolutionary teaching, getting prayer back into schools and furthering other evangelical agendas within public policy. She's carrying out her political mission by brainwashing young children to become Christian warriors who will grow-up to do battle with the demonic secularists and return us to a once proud Christian Nation. She shamelessly uses cult-programming techniques on the impressionable kids and they are easily suckered in. It's distrubing to watch and so effective I'm not sure if the kids will ever recover. She’s not only a douchebag, but a disgusting, pig-ignorant, self-righteous, self-hating, gluttonous piece of trash. I have nothing but disdain for Becky Fisher and consider her an enemy of human progress and enlightenment.
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(en.wikipedia.org)
Alan Dershowitz
losername submitted 3 years ago | tags: douche + fascist + corporatist
"Dersh the Douche" is possibly best known for his role in defending O.J. Simpson against murder charges but his douchebag status is really earned by his shameful promotion of Israels criminal policies and actions against those Palestinians living in the Occupied Territories. Since becoming a born-again Zionist after the June 1967 war Dershowitz has justified each and all of Israel's egregious violations of international law. In recent years he has used the "war on terrorism" as a springboard for a full frontal assault on this body of law. It is painfully clear that Dershowitz possesses little knowledge or for that matter interest in the timely political topics that purport to be the stimuli for his interventions. This eternally unbalanced pro-Israel disposition on his part does Israel no good, for it shows him to be a fundamentalist who has no time for truth and facts. Those who applaud Dershowitz and cheer him on as he continues to spill his venomous dribble on both Arabs and reasonable Jews, would do well to wake up and turn their heads and minds away from such an out-and-out lying, war-mongering, Israel-hurting racist douchebag.
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(normanfinkelstein.com)
Blackwater USA
donsevere submitted 3 years ago | tags: privatized + millitary + erik + prince + dominionist
This is the american equivalent of Hitlers SS. A privatized millitary that guzzles all our tax money via Dick Cheney,Bush,Gonzalez,Wolfowitz etc. They are held to no legal standards while in Iraq and Afganistan.They make a large percentage more than the American millitary through "No-bid" contracts. Blackwater was founded by Erik Prince a member of Christian Freedom International, a nonprofit group with a mission of helping "Christians who are persecuted for their faith in Jesus Christ".Due to its controversial role as an independent, though US-supported, military entity, Erik Prince and Blackwater USA have been the target of several allegations, leading to at least one major court case. Among these allegations are claims of unethical hiring practices and war profiteering.This all ties in with the Project for a New American Century,Megachurches and multinational corporations. Fascism Kids. Erik Prince is a fascist. But for now I will call him a DOUCHEBAG!
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(blackwaterusa.com)
Michael Crichton
Crappy novelist douchebag Michael Crichton received a fair amount of criticism for his 2004 novel State of Fear, which denies the existence of global warming and turns environmentalists into terrorists. (John Stossel loved it.) But one critic got a little more than he bargained for. In March 2006, Michael Crowley wrote a cover story for the New Republic which took on Crichton's dismissal of the opinions of the vast majority of climate scientists. Apparently Crichton wasn't too happy about Crowley's piece, so he gave him a small cameo in his most recent novel, "Next", as a penile challenged child rapist - Classy stuff!
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(journals.democraticunderground.com)
Joe Lieberman
losername submitted 3 years ago | tags: corporatist + fascist + zionist + douchebag
Lieberman's rise as a national politician coincided with the Democratic Party's refashioning as full-time corporate whore-without-shame in the late 1980s. This was when the Democratic Leadership Council was ramping up, with denunciations of the Democratic Party as a sinkhole of old liberals in the mold of George McGovern or Walter Mondale. Lieberman, a former prosecutor, berserk Zionist, cultural conservative and race-baiter, was exactly the kind of douchebag they were looking for.
Bill O'Reilly
moron submitted 3 years ago | tags: bill-oreilly + fox + news + pundintry
The self-described Culture Warrior Bill O'Reilly is a massive douchebag. There are so many reasons it'd be impossible to list them all. Spin, arrogance, bullying, hypocrisy, ignorance. The way he stands up righteously for decency, yet is a heinous pervert himself. The guy is a DOUCHE.
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(billoreilly.com)
Dr. James Dobson
Dr. James Dobson makes the douchebag list for numerous reasons. The biggest is for his pseudo-science and psychology. He purposely alters and spins evidence to support his narrow and deluded Christian worldview. Example: claiming he can cure homosexuality with Christian-based reparative therapy. Non-biased evidence shows overwhelmingly that reparative therapy does not work. It leads to relapse, depression, confusion and even drug abuse and occasionally suicide in the person who has undergone the 'treatment' that brainwashes them to deny who they are. For that and, let’s not forget Dobson’s continued effort to influence public policy with his warped Christian dogma, James Dobson makes the list.
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(en.wikipedia.org)
J.Z. Knight aka Ramtha
moron submitted 3 years ago | tags: ramtha + ram + jz-knights + channeling + channelers
New Age huckster J.Z. Knight channels a 20,000 year old Athenian Warrior spirit. Or something. I'm not really sure what it is. When she goes into the Ramtha bit her voice changes into what appears to be an East Indian accent. She charges people thousands of dollars to attend her School of Enlightenment where they learn such concepts as the redefintion of God in the age of quantum physics, the nature of spirit and accepting your own Godhood where the Gold meets the Blue, where the wind meets the New Dawn. I've watched dozens of her videos and read a handful of her writings and she really doesn't make a lick of sense. It's pure poppycock served up for wishful thinkers too deluded or stupid to think critically.
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(ramtha.com)
Thomas Friedman
losername submitted 3 years ago | tags: douche + corporatist + free-trade
New York Times columnist Friedman's great wealth is a frame for his window on the world. He's been a strong supporter of "globalization": the international trade rules and government policies allowing corporations to function with legal prerogatives that routinely trump labor rights, environmental protection and economic justice. During the last decade of the 20th century, Friedman was a vehement advocate of -- in the words of a January 1998 column -- "bombing Iraq, over and over and over again." In early 1999, when he offered a pithy list of recommendations for Washington's policymakers, it included: "Blow up a different power station in Iraq every week, so no one knows when the lights will go off or who's in charge." Such disruptions of electricity would have deadly effects, from hospitals to homes where vulnerable civilians live. Evidently, Friedman could not let those considerations get in the way of his snappy prose. Often referred to as a liberal, Friedman is the worst kind of media douchebag.
Kent Hovind aka Dr. Dino
Hovind makes the douchebag list because he's working over-time to convince thousands of people to keep humanity ignorant and in the Dark Ages. One of the voices for creation science and part of the young earth creationist movement Dr. Dino likes to dress up his Biblical worldview in scientific terminology as a tactic to legitimize his archaic beliefs. On the surface he can be fairly convincing especially if a person has not had real scientific training. He’s a master of spin and bowling over his evolutionist opponents with a diarrhea of words and pseudo-logic. His advanced science degrees are from unaccredited institutions meaning they're worthless degree mill diplomas that anybody could mail-order for a few bucks, but they're good enough to establish surface credibility with most people, especially with people looking for any reason to believe. I could go on and on about this douchebag, bring up his recent tax evasion charges, his bizarre ‘Dinosaur Bible’ theme park in Florida, etc. etc. but I’ll instead encourage you to follow the link in the title because somebody has taken the time to really expose this two-bit pulpiteer for the fraudster he is.
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(kent-hovind.com)
President Ford
Let's face it, he may be dead, but he's a dead douche bag. He gave Richard Nixon a full pardon, and he supplied the Indonesian army with the weapons to slaughter the people of East Timor (the invasion resulted in the massacre of between 100,000-200,000 people: around a third of the population of the country..) Other douche bags like Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld were all a part of the Ford administration. Oh yeah, and his wife was a drunk.
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(en.wikipedia.org)
Dotcom Hunter
romualdasm submitted 2 years ago | tags: douchebag + domain-name-finder
Who does he think to fool?
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(dotcomhunter.com)
Jesus Christ
Jesus said some nice things, did some good deeds. 1960s/70s Jesus was entirely tolerable... But fuck me with a spiked drilldo if Jesus isn't a huge douchebag....I blame him entirely for us (United States) being a nation of jack assess. He's our icon of false hope.. he's what drives us to remain in idiocy... he promised us great rewards in heaven if we surrendered logic, reason and free will to his dogma of stupidity and our nation has…with reckless abandon… and there have been historical and there will continue to be massive consequences for giving your life over to Christ… Nature is an unforgiving bitch and punishes sloth and weakness.. if you’re not fully engaged in survival, you die out… it’s that simple, that plain… We don’t have time or leisure for fairytales… we must be engaged fully in reality if we want to go on living as a species… So suck it up, toughen up and deal with it. Jesus is a myth and he's never coming back to save you.
And were his teachings all that brilliant? If you have to be told not to kill, rape, murder, etc. etc. you’ve got a problem, that shit is hardwired into us… It’s as obvious as remembering to breath or sleep or eat… I can list a thouand other people, mere humans, mind you, far more brilliant with far more important things to say than Jesus.
And were his teachings all that brilliant? If you have to be told not to kill, rape, murder, etc. etc. you’ve got a problem, that shit is hardwired into us… It’s as obvious as remembering to breath or sleep or eat… I can list a thouand other people, mere humans, mind you, far more brilliant with far more important things to say than Jesus.
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(jesuschrist.com)
