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Joey on Broadway?

sistermary

sistermary submitted 9 months ago | tags: katie + holmes + broadway + dawson-s-creek + joey + batman

Let’s just say you happened to be an actress married to a gay actor who loves aliens. And let’s say you just happen to supposedly have a baby who recently turned a year old and looks more Chinese than Jackie Chan and well, you’re not Chinese and neither is your gay husband… And let’s just say that said marriage to gay actor has made it terribly hard for anyone to take you seriously. And let’s just say that you are desperate to get away from the gay actor and take a break from anything, well…gay. Where would you go? In a completely unrelated story, Katie Holmes is going to Broadway to star in a remake of Arthur Miller’s “All My Sons”. Good for you, Katie.

Bruno Attacks!

sistermary

sistermary submitted 9 months ago | tags: sacha + baron + cohen + code-red + bruno + borat

This is the sort of stuff that makes me giggle. The actor who brought us the deliciously evil Borat is currently filming his new movie “Bruno” and has caused a red alert situation at an airport in Wichita, Kansas. As most of you know, Cohen’s character Bruno is a super gay Austrian TV host who could make Paul Lynde look like Tom Brady. Well it seems that Bruno caused quite a scene at the airport today and now the local news is reporting that a “European man” with an effeminate nature was seen stripping down at airport security into some rather revealing undies and then proceeded to dance around like a lunatic. The crack team of mall airport security issued a code red alert and were probably thinking “damn, maybe that Sally Kern is right and them there homos are a terrorist threat.”

Mulder & Scully Back with a Vengence

sistermary

sistermary submitted 9 months ago | tags: x-files-2 + mulder + scully + trailer

Ok, Sister Agnes and I have to run for a bit because we have started watching the new X-Files 2 trailer on a loop and we’re trying to figure out what the h-e-double hockey sticks is going on. There’s a lot of snow, a lot of people screaming, a lot of folks running away…Sister Terry says it may just be video from a Kelly Clarkson concert in Canada. She’s so sassy…well, we love us some Mulder and Scully and we’re sure you do, too, so catch the trailer here and see if you can figure the damn thing out.

Kirsten's Kickin' the Habit

sistermary

sistermary submitted 9 months ago | tags: kirsten + dunst + spiderman + spidey + rehab + drugs

Spider-Man must be thrilled, Kirsten Dunst is outta rehab! The actress left Utah and is now in New York and ready to get back to work on her next movie, “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.” Hmmm… are we sure this is a movie and not an autobiography? Anyway congrats Kiki, and good luck. Stay away from the bad stuff, we are praying for your comeback!

Get Well Celine

sistermary

sistermary submitted 9 months ago | tags: celine + dion + throat + infection

Poor thing. Celine is sick as a dog and has to cancel a slew of tour dates on her world tour. The songstress is suffering from a horrible throat infection and can’t carry a tune due to the condition. Hmmmm… this seems to be going around. Sister Agnes had it and couldn’t lead the choir last week and I bet any money that Kristy Lee Cook has it too, ‘cause that child can’t hold a tune either. Just saying. Celine, we are saying our prayers your voice comes back. Kristy? …Not so much.